Category: Teenage Snottiness

Screaming Woman

#EmptyThePews

“FRICKIN’ HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD! JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! POPE PAUL VI AND ALL THE SAINTS! AND DEAR GOD WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN IN EXPENSIVE ULTRASUEDE DRESSES RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE AISLES SCREAMING THEIR FOOL HEADS OFF???!!!!!”

When I was 17 …

Dear Kris, As you may or may not be aware of, that wonderful time of year is upon us, or

Letter to Santa (1981)

Dear Kris, As you may or may not be aware of, that wonderful time of year is upon us, or