I was taken to task (well, gently corrected, truth be told) by a couple of natives for the previous dumb-headed post. I humbly apologize (and also to any other Michiganders I may have teed off). Like I said in the comments, I was not trying to be snarky (I was genuinely more curious than anything else), though I can see it having come across that way.
My ditzy Californian naïvete reliably shines through once again. Though I guess I kind of suspected it, I suppose Detroit is not exactly a place you go exploring.
Again, my apologies.