This year’s Lyttle Lytton Prizes (a spinoff from the better-known Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, sponsored every year by San Jose State University) have been announced. The winner:
This is the story of your mom’s life.
I am pleased to announce that, although attitudes have improved immensely, the beatings will continue.
While a hellish yowl tore my throat, the panicked kitten—in fact me—leapt crying for the throat of Julia, there seeking comfort—and revenge.
Juicy, their love was like forbidden fruit: tasty.
My favorite, though, is this one:
[Link courtesy Metafilter.]
I know who the murderer is, Kevin blogged.